Advertising Information

Bad Seduction - Advertising Techniques That Dont Work


Home | Site Map | 101InfoLinks.com | Best Book Shop | Sports Fans ONLY
     .
© 2007

I just read some advertising suggestions on an Internet marketing site that are beyond annoying. They are flat-out bad advice. They illustrate a complete lack of understanding of the whole persuasion process.

First, small business owners are told that advertising often has a cumulative effect, so ad-driven sales may not be immediate. Then, they're told how to measure and track the immediate response of their advertising.

Reading past that little dichotomy, some of the suggestions included:

· Use magazine response cards. Remember to code the cards if you use multiple publications.

· Use a coupon in your newspaper ads. Code the coupons so that you can tell which publication generates the most sales.

· Put a line in your radio scripts to "Mention this ad and get a 10% discount."

· Ask all new customers how they heard about your business.

Make no mistake. These are all bad suggestions. Very bad. In addition to being very poor persuasion, each of these strategies assumes that your prospective customers are paying very close attention to your ads.

Trust me, customers don't.

Good advertising is seduction. Pretend with me for a minute that all advertising is an attempt to get a "date" with your prospect.

How do these recommendations hold up under that scenario?

Would you, for instance, send a response card to anyone you could possibly be interested in dating, which says "If you'd like to learn more about me, fill out your name, address, and your specific areas of interest in me, and apply your own postage to return it to me?"

No, I didn't think you would.

The advice contained in these recommendations also suffers from major misunderstandings in the motivations of customers.

Coupons assume that you have nothing to offer but a better price. Think about the implications of that for a moment. It implies that after you've spent the money to advertise your discounted (and minimally profitable) price, that the customer has no reason to ever come back to do business with you again. Or at least, until you drop your price again.

Mention this ad? In three decades of mass media experience, I've never heard of a single person saying "I heard your ad. Give me the discount." Smart radio stations will never allow this on their air. Does that mean people don't respond to advertising? No, it doesn't mean that at all. It means that they won't embarrass themselves by parroting your line. Not surprising, is it? Most people won't admit that advertising affects them in any way.

Ask new customers where they heard about you?

They don't know.

Oh, they'll try to give you an answer. Really though, your advertising isn't important enough for them to remember exactly what they learned about you, let alone the source of that information. But because they'll want to be helpful, they will guess. They'll usually guess wrong.

There are two major problems with any of these "track your response" strategies.

· They provide bad information. Bad information is worse than none at all. It gives you a distorted view of reality. Which leads to the second problem:

· You'll be tempted to make decisions based on this bad information. You will frequently make the wrong decisions.

Consider this, instead. Send the object of your affection an "I love you" message.

Does it matter whether your "I love you" comes in a telegram, an e-mail, a card, or over the phone? Or is the expression of love the most important consideration?

Does it matter whether your ad message is delivered in the newspaper, over the radio, on cable TV, or by direct mail? Or is the message the critical part?

Your advertising will improve by orders of magnitude when you spend less time attempting to find the most effective medium, and more time searching for the most effective message.

Chuck McKay is a marketing practitioner specializing in small retail and service businesses.
He is the author of Fishing For Customers And Reeling Them In.
Chuck's columns appear regularly at http://www.fishingforcustomers.com

Mr. McKay is available as a guest speaker or seminar presenter.
Call Wizard of Ads®
Headquarters:(800) 425-4769.


MORE RESOURCES:

US broadband Internet satellite scheduled for launch in 2011
NetworkWorld.com, MA - 7 hours ago
By Martyn Williams , IDG News Service , 12/05/2008 A California satellite technology provider has signed a deal to put a planned broadband Internet ...


There are only 300 broadband internet subscribers in Ethiopia
Ethiopian Review, DC - 6 hours ago
By Beles According to Internet Worlds Statistics, Internet usage in Ethiopia is the lowest in Africa and the world. While countries in Africa and around the ...


CollegeOTR

FCC to Consider Plan For Free Broadband Internet
Current World News, Canada - 18 hours ago
The FCC is expected to consider a plan to auction off airwaves with the winning bidder allocating some space for free internet nationwide, ...
FCC To Propose Free, No-Porn Internet Network Washington Post
FCC to vote on free broadband Internet across USA Digital Media Online
FCC Nears Vote on Free Internet Plan for US Internet News (subscription)
all 142 news articles


Pakistan ranks 4th in broadband Internet growth
Daily Times, Pakistan - Dec 2, 2008
By Muhammad Yasir KARACHI: Pakistan is ranked fourth in terms of broadband Internet growth in the world, as the subscriber base of broadband Internet has ...


Broadband Internet breathes new life into rural Ariz.
Arizona Republic, AZ - Nov 22, 2008
But today Lira is enjoying broadband Internet access as she provides virtual administrative help for offices around the country through Miracle Executive ...


SES ASTRA SIGNS COOPERATION AGREEMENT WITH DUTCH AGRICULTURE ...
MarketWatch - 4 hours ago
The innovative infrastructure offers a very reliable, always-on, two-way broadband internet access for flat service fees as well as Voice over Internet ...


Communications Technology

Internet-Access Funds To Be Included In US Stimulus Plan
CNNMoney.com - Dec 2, 2008
WASHINGTON -(Dow Jones)- The federal government's economic stimulus package will include investment in broadband Internet infrastructure and funds to ...
Broad Backing for Broadband Education Week News
New Coalition Drawing Up Nationwide Broadband Access Strategy Washington Post
all 30 news articles


EasyCall to raise funds for broadband internet venture
GMA news.tv, Philippines - Dec 1, 2008
MANILA, Philippines - EasyCall Communications Philippines, Inc. (ECPI) wants to raise more cash through a secondary stock rights offering to finance its ...
EasyCall Communications plans secondary rights sale Business Mirror
all 2 news articles


Broadband Advocates Target Stimulus for Boost
CQPolitics.com, DC - Dec 3, 2008
Betting on an incoming administration that has promised to boost the country’s technological infrastructure, congressional aides have begun shaping a list ...


Mobile Will Trump Fixed Broadband Internet
Seeking Alpha, NY - Nov 24, 2008
By this author: "80% of Web users will choose mobile broadband over fixed by 2013" is the headline of a Total Telecom interview with John Cunliffe of ...

Broadband-Internet - Google News


Google
 

Home | Site Map | 101InfoLinks.com | Best Book Shop | Sports Fans ONLY
     .
© 2007